Den's IRC hints

[den]

Never IRC with one hand while the other is holding a puggle.

When a puggle grows sick of being somewhere it will just go. If that means running off a hand and falling into a lap, they will do so.

So Rexie only fell a few inches and handed on her back, but her spines penetrated my jeans around the top of my legs and groin. One of the spines pierced the fly and went a little way into the skin of my dick.

It hurts and itches a lot.

So let that be a lesson to you.

Comments

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

No, and no.

Not that I have a sex life anyway, but if I did it wouldn't.

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

'ware the Puggle 'o Pecker Doooom!

[makovette.livejournal.com]

This is absolutely the funniest thing I've read in a while, sorry, but it's hard to see, as tears are streaming out of my eyes making it hard to type a proper response ;-)

CYa!
Mako

[bookofnights.livejournal.com]

Puggle Prince Alberts. I think you've just invented a new form of body and performanace art :)

[tatterdemalion.livejournal.com]

oh dear oh dear.. I shouldnt laugh..

Poor den..

[janetmiles.livejournal.com]

I shall take the lesson to heart. (And I hope the irritation/pain heals quickly.)

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Owwwww! Poor Denpenis!

[http://users.livejournal.com/crossfire_/]

Okay. Important safety tip. Thanks, Den.

[hedgegoth.livejournal.com]

I'[m sorry, but *snrk*

[hopeforyou.livejournal.com]

Oooo. Kinky! Ow. Sorry to hear that. Um. *snerk*

No-one else has asked the question, though: Why did you have the puggle in one hand while IRCing? I would think after a while the puggle would point spines into your hand, let alone where it ended up...

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

I was wearing a thick glove. And I was examining her while I waited for the client to log in, then she seemed to settle down so I kept holding her while typing one-handed. see? easy explanation.

[valkyrwench.livejournal.com]

Owowowow. Reflexive wincing all the way over here, and from a female yet. May I suggest jeans with a zipper? Tuck the equipment back behind some armor, if you're going to have a puggle in your lap.

[betnoir.livejournal.com]

Oooouccchhhh!

Hey, mebbeso you could turn this into an interesting pickup line for the ladies?

'Kiss it and make it better!'

:>

[janetmiles.livejournal.com]

Don't you hate it when you think of the perfect line several hours late and after you've already said something less than perfect?

Well, so do I.

And in that spirit, I will share with you what I should have said then:

You are sailorjim and I claim my five pounds.

Half seriously, I think you ought to sell him this anecdote for his next book.

[cynicaloptimist.livejournal.com]

Trying to make yourself a Darwin awards contender, I see...

[(Anonymous)]

You're a sick puppy, Den.

Dac

[weyrdbird.livejournal.com]

OW!:(

Next time the kiddies ask, how does a puggle defend itself
you can say that trying to bite it will result in a swollen itchy tongue, or maybe a spine in the eye:). Maybe you need
a towel or something thicker across your lap just in case.
Nature's armor, what a wonderful thing.

[athelind.livejournal.com]

Ow OW ow ow.

On the bright side -- at least she's not a porcupine.

Their quills are