Den's IRC hints

[den]

Never IRC with one hand while the other is holding a puggle.

When a puggle grows sick of being somewhere it will just go. If that means running off a hand and falling into a lap, they will do so.

So Rexie only fell a few inches and handed on her back, but her spines penetrated my jeans around the top of my legs and groin. One of the spines pierced the fly and went a little way into the skin of my dick.

It hurts and itches a lot.

So let that be a lesson to you.

Comments

[valkyrwench.livejournal.com]

Owowowow. Reflexive wincing all the way over here, and from a female yet. May I suggest jeans with a zipper? Tuck the equipment back behind some armor, if you're going to have a puggle in your lap.