den: (Default)
[personal profile] den
Never IRC with one hand while the other is holding a puggle.

When a puggle grows sick of being somewhere it will just go. If that means running off a hand and falling into a lap, they will do so.

So Rexie only fell a few inches and handed on her back, but her spines penetrated my jeans around the top of my legs and groin. One of the spines pierced the fly and went a little way into the skin of my dick.

It hurts and itches a lot.

So let that be a lesson to you.

Date: 4 Apr 2003 11:08 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynicaloptimist.livejournal.com
Trying to make yourself a Darwin awards contender, I see...

Date: 5 Apr 2003 04:26 (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
You're a sick puppy, Den.

Dac

Profile

den: (Default)
den

April 2023

S M T W T F S
      1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526 272829
30      

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated 1 January 2026 11:06
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios