Den's IRC hints

[den]

Never IRC with one hand while the other is holding a puggle.

When a puggle grows sick of being somewhere it will just go. If that means running off a hand and falling into a lap, they will do so.

So Rexie only fell a few inches and handed on her back, but her spines penetrated my jeans around the top of my legs and groin. One of the spines pierced the fly and went a little way into the skin of my dick.

It hurts and itches a lot.

So let that be a lesson to you.

Comments

[janetmiles.livejournal.com]

Don't you hate it when you think of the perfect line several hours late and after you've already said something less than perfect?

Well, so do I.

And in that spirit, I will share with you what I should have said then:

You are sailorjim and I claim my five pounds.

Half seriously, I think you ought to sell him this anecdote for his next book.