Rescue Phones

[den]

Call#2: Black snake in the local brothel.

I called the snake handler and got his wife. She has offered to accompany him on the rescue.

"That's not neccessary," I said.
"Oh yes it is."

It's being that kind of day.

Comments

[hedgegoth.livejournal.com]

*must stop laughing*

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

This is serious. Black snakes are about the 100th most deadly snake in the world.

[hedgegoth.livejournal.com]

People always gotta put a brother down.

*urge to make off colour comments about snakes in brothels rising*

[beki.livejournal.com]

Those aren't black snakes, those are trouser snakes.. get your critters right ;)

[hedgegoth.livejournal.com]

See, I was trying not to go there....


Hey Batty - how poisonous are australian trouser snakes?

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

Same as everywhere, but with more alcohol.

[hedgegoth.livejournal.com]

Crack a dew!

[aj-hyena.livejournal.com]

*reads comments after posting* Ah. So they DO pack a punch.

Ageis J. Hyena, signing off, over and out.

[bunyip.livejournal.com]

So not very dangerous then ;)

[aj-hyena.livejournal.com]

Blacks aren't poisonous, right? I thought those were only the browns... so what would they have to fear from one?

Ageis J. Hyena, signing off, over and out.

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! Blacks are highly venomous but non-aggressive. You can hunt them away by spraying water on them, or stamping your feet.

[zianuray.livejournal.com]

Say WHAT? Those must be a lot different from the Black Snakes we got here in Missouri.

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

They are very timid! Everyone bitten by a black snake here, have either been trying to pick one up or were trying to kill one. They are venomous but not dangerous.

Still, you don't want one in your yard. You might tread on it.

[zianuray.livejournal.com]

The ones here just go after mice and such -- and I've been told so many time (even by conservation agents) that they aren't poisonous....must be a totally different sort.

[weyrdbird.livejournal.com]

*oh lordie*
*Stops laughing and wipes eyes*
Are you sure they wanted the reptile removed and not the clientele?!

[talvinamarich.livejournal.com]

Are you saying you got an emergency call on a lounge lizard?!

[hedgegoth.livejournal.com]

*spit*

Thank you, that made my night.

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[jamesb]

Tell the snake handler that we want photos of the rescue ...

[jamesb]

A few of my friends on another forum want to know if Samuel L Jackson was involved?

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

People have Samuel L Jackson and snakes on the brain.

[incognita.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha that's awesome :D

[odiedragon.livejournal.com]

That's both pathetic and funny on so many levels :)

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Let me guess, they've had it up to here with these muthaf**king snakes on the Game !!

[ursulav.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[phoenixineohp.livejournal.com]

Hehehehehe!

Wait... you have brothels? *pictures old western scene with fluffy dresses and tumbleweeds.

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

It's escort agency on the edge of town, but let's not pretend we don't know what it is. It's simply known as the name of the old house it's in.