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Call#2: Black snake in the local brothel.

I called the snake handler and got his wife. She has offered to accompany him on the rescue.

"That's not neccessary," I said.
"Oh yes it is."

It's being that kind of day.

Date: 17 Nov 2007 03:42 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
This is serious. Black snakes are about the 100th most deadly snake in the world.

Date: 17 Nov 2007 03:47 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hedgegoth.livejournal.com
People always gotta put a brother down.

*urge to make off colour comments about snakes in brothels rising*

Date: 17 Nov 2007 03:49 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beki.livejournal.com
Those aren't black snakes, those are trouser snakes.. get your critters right ;)

Date: 17 Nov 2007 03:54 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hedgegoth.livejournal.com
See, I was trying not to go there....


Hey Batty - how poisonous are australian trouser snakes?

Date: 17 Nov 2007 04:37 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
Same as everywhere, but with more alcohol.

Date: 17 Nov 2007 04:49 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hedgegoth.livejournal.com
Crack a dew!

Date: 17 Nov 2007 03:51 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aj-hyena.livejournal.com
*reads comments after posting* Ah. So they DO pack a punch.

Ageis J. Hyena, signing off, over and out.

Date: 17 Nov 2007 04:40 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bunyip.livejournal.com
So not very dangerous then ;)

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