4th Of July

[den]

Happy Birthday USA. If you Yanks hadn't told Nigel Hawthorne King George part the 3rd to bugger off, the Admiralty wouldn't have needed somewhere to send the convicts. They chose Australia, and because of this Australia is entirely peopled criminals. If they hadn't come here Terror Australis would be a very different country.

Thanks youse guys.

Comments

[hafoc.livejournal.com]

By the way, do you know why Oz got poisonous jellyfish, poisonous shellfish, poisonous spiders spiders, poisonous snakes, etc etc etc and the USA got lawyers?

Australia got first pick.

[damienps.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we got the less deadly ones.