4th Of July

[den]

Happy Birthday USA. If you Yanks hadn't told Nigel Hawthorne King George part the 3rd to bugger off, the Admiralty wouldn't have needed somewhere to send the convicts. They chose Australia, and because of this Australia is entirely peopled criminals. If they hadn't come here Terror Australis would be a very different country.

Thanks youse guys.

Comments

[trpeal.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. ;)

[the-lizard-rat.livejournal.com]

I'm tempted to make some kind of Steve Irwin joke here, but I can't think of anything.

Lizard Rat out.
Undercaffinated Wolf in Albany NY

[goodluckfox.livejournal.com]

I'd love to visit Australia... Is a criminal record still a requirement for entrance? :)

[weyrdbird.livejournal.com]

*Hic* Yer welcome, mate!

With things like Fraser Island, the barrier reef, the Ularu and so on, OZ got a pretty good deal.We could have had monotremes, but nooooooooooooo...............:D

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

Not any more, but you do need one to run for parliament.

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

That's your own fault for developing utherians.

[talvinamarich.livejournal.com]

I hope I remember this one come next January 26.

;)

As an aside, while working as a Wizard on TimeScape MUCK, somebody from your neck of the woods admitted to being part of the Furry Bondage crowd.

I was, informally but most firmly, thereafter forbidden to EVER sing "Tie Me Kangaroo Down" *again*.

Which has absolutely nothing to do with July 4th, but maybe it'll start some fireworks. ;)

--Talin

[hafoc.livejournal.com]

As opposed to You Ninety States, where our leaders get their criminal records AFTER they are elected.

[hafoc.livejournal.com]

By the way, do you know why Oz got poisonous jellyfish, poisonous shellfish, poisonous spiders spiders, poisonous snakes, etc etc etc and the USA got lawyers?

Australia got first pick.

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[damienps.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we got the less deadly ones.

[damienps.livejournal.com]

Hehe, puts a whole new light to the song . . .

[tropism.livejournal.com]

They chose Australia, and because of this Australia is entirely peopled criminals.

Big Barney fitch
Who got suddenly rich
Got a big fancy house out in Melbourne
With buckets of loot,
And big black leather boots
Acting so haughty and well-born
But we of Australia are children of convicts,
And some of it wear it quite proudly!
So as he rides by in his carriage so fine,
I wave and I call to him loudly:

Waaaaas your grandma a whore, was your grandpa a thief?
Were they forgers and grafters who fell to their grief?
If you're born of Australia, I know who ye be:
You're the son of a son of a scoundrel like me....

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

My great great great grandfather was sent here because he poached game from the Manor near Bristol. After he served his 7 years he moved "out west" to a place just a few miles east of where I am. He set up a hotel and illegal whiskey still to supply the miners with sly-grog, and his daughters ran a "Bath House."

Transportation really showed HIM crime didn't pay.

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

It truely is the land of opportunity.

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[damienps.livejournal.com]

My ancestors aren't as much fun as that.

[taldragon.livejournal.com]

best comment, you win :)