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This is a public apology to Polly who is not a "Giddowdavit ya stinking mongrel" because the stinky smell I've been abusing her for is actually monotreme wizz on my shirt.

GOODDOG, Polly. GOODDOG.

Date: 18 Oct 2004 05:07 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reynardo.livejournal.com
But more importnatly, it's live monotreme wizz on your shirt.

So, if that wasn't your dog smelling the place out, do you want a spaniel who rolled in a dead fish on Saturday and after 2 baths is still whiffy?

Date: 18 Oct 2004 05:09 (UTC)
From: [personal profile] pipibluestockin
Beware of monotremes with legs at funny angles...

Date: 18 Oct 2004 05:24 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hedgegoth.livejournal.com
ok, this has to be the ultimate 'man blaming dog for fart smell' bit...

Date: 18 Oct 2004 06:11 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kelloggs2066.livejournal.com
Wooo... Time for a wash!

Date: 18 Oct 2004 06:17 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
for both of us.

Date: 18 Oct 2004 06:47 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walkertxkitty.livejournal.com
Oops...I've heard of blaming the dog for unclaimed flatulence but never something like that :)

You need a magnet or something for your fridge which says "If it stinks, blame the dog"

Date: 18 Oct 2004 12:39 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oceansedge.livejournal.com
ya know *grins* if you don't write that book *snicker* I'm gonna start saving these posts and compile it for you. *grins*

ROFLMAO - poor Polly doggie

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