den: (bastard)
den ([personal profile] den) wrote2004-10-18 10:03 pm

Sorry Polly

This is a public apology to Polly who is not a "Giddowdavit ya stinking mongrel" because the stinky smell I've been abusing her for is actually monotreme wizz on my shirt.

GOODDOG, Polly. GOODDOG.

[identity profile] reynardo.livejournal.com 2004-10-18 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
But more importnatly, it's live monotreme wizz on your shirt.

So, if that wasn't your dog smelling the place out, do you want a spaniel who rolled in a dead fish on Saturday and after 2 baths is still whiffy?

[personal profile] pipibluestockin 2004-10-18 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Beware of monotremes with legs at funny angles...

[identity profile] hedgegoth.livejournal.com 2004-10-18 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
ok, this has to be the ultimate 'man blaming dog for fart smell' bit...

[identity profile] kelloggs2066.livejournal.com 2004-10-18 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Wooo... Time for a wash!

[identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com 2004-10-18 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
for both of us.

[identity profile] walkertxkitty.livejournal.com 2004-10-18 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oops...I've heard of blaming the dog for unclaimed flatulence but never something like that :)

You need a magnet or something for your fridge which says "If it stinks, blame the dog"

[identity profile] oceansedge.livejournal.com 2004-10-18 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
ya know *grins* if you don't write that book *snicker* I'm gonna start saving these posts and compile it for you. *grins*

ROFLMAO - poor Polly doggie