Sorry Polly

[den]

This is a public apology to Polly who is not a "Giddowdavit ya stinking mongrel" because the stinky smell I've been abusing her for is actually monotreme wizz on my shirt.

GOODDOG, Polly. GOODDOG.

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[walkertxkitty.livejournal.com]

Oops...I've heard of blaming the dog for unclaimed flatulence but never something like that :)

You need a magnet or something for your fridge which says "If it stinks, blame the dog"