What small bats must learn

[den]

The world is bigger then a bat tent.
Food flies. It does not come on a red plastic spoon.
Food contains crunchy bits. It does not come pre-squeezed.
Other bats fly. They do not drive white Toyota Camrys.
Not even if the car is a V6.
Or a 5 speed manual.
Other bats are not short, fat humans.
Other bats do not wear white business shirts.
Or black t-shirts with bats printed on them.

Comments

[smof.livejournal.com]

*reads the list in amazement*
Is this TRUE??

Why does nobody tell me these things??

*shocked*

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

This is Secret Bat Business! If you aren't a bat, you don't get told this stuff.