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The world is bigger then a bat tent.
Food flies. It does not come on a red plastic spoon.
Food contains crunchy bits. It does not come pre-squeezed.
Other bats fly. They do not drive white Toyota Camrys.
Not even if the car is a V6.
Or a 5 speed manual.
Other bats are not short, fat humans.
Other bats do not wear white business shirts.
Or black t-shirts with bats printed on them.

Date: 20 Jan 2002 06:08 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladydaisy.livejournal.com
Well you can't blame Bekbat for not wanting to leave, it's a 5 star luxury BatHotel complete with room service and Butlers!!!

Bats know when they're onto a good thing

Date: 20 Jan 2002 10:35 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzdvl.livejournal.com
*I* haven't learned that!

Date: 21 Jan 2002 08:37 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smof.livejournal.com
*reads the list in amazement*
Is this TRUE??

Why does nobody tell me these things??

*shocked*

Date: 21 Jan 2002 15:26 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
You're not a small bat

Date: 21 Jan 2002 15:29 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
This is Secret Bat Business! If you aren't a bat, you don't get told this stuff.

Re:

Date: 21 Jan 2002 17:01 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzdvl.livejournal.com
Are you sure? ;)

Date: 18 Feb 2002 11:32 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vertebrae.livejournal.com
You're a lot of fun.
Thank you for brightening my day.

Date: 18 Feb 2002 16:39 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
I'm afraid the little bat I was writing about died. 8(

Date: 18 Feb 2002 16:48 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vertebrae.livejournal.com
I read, love.
I extend my most heartfelt condolences; I can identify.

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