Merry Christmas!
24 December 2005 08:55![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
denWe wish you a merry christmas
We fish you a merry messmass
We mish you a cherry mixmass
Oh I stuffed up the words!
The little cryptospirosis protozoans have decided to stay for Christmas. The doctor has put me on a "Proton Pump Inhibitor" which is actually a small pill and not the huge piece of high-tech machinery it sounds like.
*SFX* CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! FWEEEEEEEEEEE! BANG! gurglegurglegurle
"What the hell is that?
"It's my Proton Pump Inhibitor!" TOO! TOOT!
Hopefully it will let me keep my food down long enough to get some digestion going. It's looking good; last night I had some lasagna which stayed down. This morning I feel so good I might go for a second piece of toast and vegemite. After a week of living on Powerade and tea there is now 7kg less Den than there was when I came back from Europe. The trick is to keep it off when I finally evict the cryptos.
We fish you a merry messmass
We mish you a cherry mixmass
Oh I stuffed up the words!
The little cryptospirosis protozoans have decided to stay for Christmas. The doctor has put me on a "Proton Pump Inhibitor" which is actually a small pill and not the huge piece of high-tech machinery it sounds like.
*SFX* CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! FWEEEEEEEEEEE! BANG! gurglegurglegurle
"What the hell is that?
"It's my Proton Pump Inhibitor!" TOO! TOOT!
Hopefully it will let me keep my food down long enough to get some digestion going. It's looking good; last night I had some lasagna which stayed down. This morning I feel so good I might go for a second piece of toast and vegemite. After a week of living on Powerade and tea there is now 7kg less Den than there was when I came back from Europe. The trick is to keep it off when I finally evict the cryptos.
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Date: 24 Dec 2005 03:00 (UTC)Does the Proton pump inhibitor come with Mr Data and Mr Spock? It sounds like it should ;)
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Date: 24 Dec 2005 03:41 (UTC)no subject
Date: 24 Dec 2005 05:29 (UTC)With a name like that it sounds like you should be lying on the sofa preparing to deal with the evil device of doom!
A *pill*? What a letdown.....I'm sure whatever it's supposed to kill will do the equivalent of scream, fall over and die, and the happy t-cells will do the victory dance and the antibodies will thence go home for a nice rest.
Hopefully there will be no need for aerial photography!
Sorry to hear you're still bugged:(!
Die, bug, die!
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Date: 24 Dec 2005 06:42 (UTC)My antibodies need a cheer squad right now.
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Date: 24 Dec 2005 17:27 (UTC)