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We wish you a merry christmas
We fish you a merry messmass
We mish you a cherry mixmass
Oh I stuffed up the words!


The little cryptospirosis protozoans have decided to stay for Christmas. The doctor has put me on a "Proton Pump Inhibitor" which is actually a small pill and not the huge piece of high-tech machinery it sounds like.

*SFX* CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! FWEEEEEEEEEEE! BANG! gurglegurglegurle

"What the hell is that?

"It's my Proton Pump Inhibitor!" TOO! TOOT!

Hopefully it will let me keep my food down long enough to get some digestion going. It's looking good; last night I had some lasagna which stayed down. This morning I feel so good I might go for a second piece of toast and vegemite. After a week of living on Powerade and tea there is now 7kg less Den than there was when I came back from Europe. The trick is to keep it off when I finally evict the cryptos.

Date: 23 Dec 2005 22:21 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/crossfire_/
Proton pump inhibitors are our friends.

I really hope you start feeling better soon. I've had a similar infection, brought about by getting a mouthful of riverwater during an unfortunate fishing incident involving a slippery rock and the north fork of the Williams River. Not nice.

Date: 24 Dec 2005 02:24 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
Since I refrain from drinking river water, I'm sure I either picked it up on the plane, like Ace suggested, or I'm one of the dozens in town who got it from the taps at about the same time.

It truely is not much fun.

Date: 23 Dec 2005 23:14 (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jamesb
I think you'll find that tape worms are the recommended parasite for weight loss.

Date: 24 Dec 2005 20:00 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hafoc.livejournal.com
No, actually, they DON'T pass. That's the problem.

Date: 23 Dec 2005 23:35 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyursus.livejournal.com
Gosh, I really thought you would be well by now. I have a completely different illness but so far it's been about five months and a projected 3-4 more month for a decent recovery. I hope you are better at patience than I have been!

Date: 24 Dec 2005 02:22 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
The doc says we'll give it 2 more weeks on the PPI, then it's time for the ol' camera down the throat to see what's happening.

Date: 24 Dec 2005 02:42 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyursus.livejournal.com
I really hope the two weeks does it because a camera down throat can't be any fun either !!!!

Date: 24 Dec 2005 02:09 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-anne.livejournal.com
My dear fellow - As a law-abiding, peanut butter loving, tax paying American it seems to me that vegemite would be the cause, not the cure.;)

My wish for you is that your keep your protons covered, your food ingested, and your spirits high.

Merry Christmas, to you and all you hold dear.

The Lady, Anne(tique)

Date: 24 Dec 2005 02:18 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
WHAT? VEGEMITE?! YOU LIE!

As bizzare as this sounds, vegemite on toast is the only thing that stays down. Of course, I have to spread it at a ratio of 1gram vegemite to several billion grams of toast*. At least I'm getting all my Vitamin Bs.

I've just discovered chicken broth works, and next step is to try leek-and-onion soup. What annoys me the most is that we have kilograms of seafood to get through tomorrow and it'll be wasted on me.



*the Aussie Vegemite secret we don't tell you Yanks because it's funny watching you Yanks try to eat it like peanut butter.

Also...

Date: 24 Dec 2005 02:21 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
And a most merry christmas to you and [livejournal.com profile] level_head.

I hope one day your travels bring over this side of the Pacific.

Date: 24 Dec 2005 03:00 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beki.livejournal.com
I didnt realize you were still feeling sick :( I hope you feel a lot better soon.

Does the Proton pump inhibitor come with Mr Data and Mr Spock? It sounds like it should ;)

Date: 24 Dec 2005 03:41 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
I was hoping it was big and shiny and powered by a V8, but it's just a tiny pill. Oh well.

Date: 24 Dec 2005 05:29 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weyrdbird.livejournal.com
Geez!

With a name like that it sounds like you should be lying on the sofa preparing to deal with the evil device of doom!

A *pill*? What a letdown.....I'm sure whatever it's supposed to kill will do the equivalent of scream, fall over and die, and the happy t-cells will do the victory dance and the antibodies will thence go home for a nice rest.

Hopefully there will be no need for aerial photography!

Sorry to hear you're still bugged:(!

Die, bug, die!

Date: 24 Dec 2005 06:42 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
it's VERY disappointing.

My antibodies need a cheer squad right now.

Date: 24 Dec 2005 17:27 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beki.livejournal.com
Sort of like Dr McCoy and the transplant patient.. Feh! They are no fun!

Date: 24 Dec 2005 06:17 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] falconea.livejournal.com
Maybe they'll work as well as Roger Ramjet's Proton Pills!

One can hope....

Audrey

Date: 24 Dec 2005 06:40 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
that would be COOL!

Date: 24 Dec 2005 06:39 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
The idea behind the PPI is to stop me throwing up long enough to actually get diarrhea. Right now I'm sipping on chicken stock cubes in hot water. Solid food is out of the question.

Date: 24 Dec 2005 10:07 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhenzhi.livejournal.com
i hope your recovery is swift. :-)

and happy christmas! wishing you the very best of everything, with love xoxo :-)

Date: 24 Dec 2005 12:21 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oceansedge.livejournal.com
I think I might just have something to cheer you up :)

Blessings of the season....

Date: 24 Dec 2005 20:03 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] penpouring.livejournal.com
I hope you are all back to your normal self soon - happy holidays from Canada - take a visit up here and freeze those little bastards out!!

http://pdl.stream.aol.com/aol/us/kol/specials/2005/noradsanta/clip_03_english_dl.mov

TOO!! TOOT!!! jingle jingle jingle.....

Date: 25 Dec 2005 16:17 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kythrain.livejournal.com
Cryptospirosis, not funny. Proton pump inhibitor jokes, very funny. :)

Date: 28 Dec 2005 02:16 (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] frith
I hope you ditch those crypto bugs soon.

crypto

Date: 11 Jan 2006 20:11 (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Just came on line looking up crypto and this popped up. My eight year old spend christmas in hospital with it and still really sick. any suggestions?

Re: crypto

Date: 11 Jan 2006 21:32 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
I forced myself to drink lots of fluids even when I felt like throwing up. Sports energy drinks (Poweraid, Gatoraid etc.) kept me going; I think the glucose in them helped a lot. I also drank a lot of weak tea, and the closest thing to food I could eat was chicken broth made from stock cubes and hot water, and I couln't handle that until near the end of the first week of the crypto. About the only symptom I didn't have was nausea. I felt moderately fine right up to the moment everything started coming out both ends, and then I'd feel ok again apart from the cramps and fever.

Good info can be found at http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dpd/parasites/cryptosporidiosis/factsht_cryptosporidiosis.htm

I was ill most of December, but came good in early January. I'm mostly over it now.

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