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denMy mate Steve in the UK sent me this.
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish
jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss he beats it to death
with a spade. Realizing that his employer won't be best pleased he disposes
of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
Moving on the second job of clearing out the Chimpanzee house, he is
attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two of the
chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the
lions he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses
into the lion enclosure.
He moved on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South
American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the
spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws
them into the lion enclosure.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another and
says, "What's the food like here?"
The lion says "Absolutely brilliant".
"Today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees!"
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish
jumps out and bites him. To show the others who's boss he beats it to death
with a spade. Realizing that his employer won't be best pleased he disposes
of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
Moving on the second job of clearing out the Chimpanzee house, he is
attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two of the
chimps with a spade, killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the
lions he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the corpses
into the lion enclosure.
He moved on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South
American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the
spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws
them into the lion enclosure.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another and
says, "What's the food like here?"
The lion says "Absolutely brilliant".
"Today we had fish and chimps with mushy bees!"
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Date: 16 Oct 2005 21:33 (UTC)Have the best
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Date: 17 Oct 2005 01:12 (UTC)no subject
Date: 17 Oct 2005 03:04 (UTC)Have the best
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Yer BOTH wrong!
Date: 17 Oct 2005 08:22 (UTC)Tako poke: raw octopus with chili pepper, seaweed and salt.
Kukui nut relish: Too much will give you the screaming shits. Too much being more than a teaspoon.
Or the Philipenes...
Balut: Take a fertilzed egg and let it mature to the point where it's a week away from hatching. Now eat it. If you're a wimp, you can boil it first.
Durian: Nuff' said.
Re: Yer BOTH wrong!
Date: 17 Oct 2005 10:28 (UTC)Re: Yer BOTH wrong!
Date: 17 Oct 2005 15:56 (UTC)Lomi Salmon
Mac' Salad
Fried Rice (Hawaiian style)
Squid Luau
Coconut Cake
I'll give you poi, though...
Have the best
-=TK
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Date: 17 Oct 2005 08:32 (UTC)no subject
Date: 17 Oct 2005 10:27 (UTC)no subject
Date: 17 Oct 2005 15:56 (UTC)Have the best
-=TK