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The next time Herman Tavani suggests writing a book on technology-related issues, I want the [livejournal.com profile] cranky_editors to take him aside and show him a print-out of the jargon file, then quietly give him a sound thrashing with it.

And paper cuts.

With lemon juice.

Date: 30 May 2004 19:59 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weibchenwolf.livejournal.com
*peers*throwing a CPU through a window. So just the CPU, no fan or heatsink. Nah, I doubt that would work... it'd just bounce off.

It's interesting to note that breaking a window with a computer is somehow magically different to throwing (say) a chair through that same window. One is cyberassisted, and one isn't...

Date: 30 May 2004 20:01 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
what if you use a computer chair?


If I read the term cyber~ outside this book I will be very annoyed.

Date: 30 May 2004 20:02 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weibchenwolf.livejournal.com
*hastily deletes her comment?*

Date: 30 May 2004 20:05 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
heh. I meant in a published work.

Date: 30 May 2004 20:44 (UTC)
From: [personal profile] pipibluestockin
*hands you the salt shaker*

Why wait for his next offence? That is offensive enough.

Salt those paper cuts as well.

Date: 30 May 2004 20:46 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fledchen.livejournal.com
I think I have some rock salt somewhere...

Date: 30 May 2004 22:01 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zibblsnrt.livejournal.com
Wow, beating someone with a computer is different from beating someone with a television now? Cool.

I know the medium's the message anymore, but lordee.

Date: 31 May 2004 00:19 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charles.livejournal.com
But what if it was a digital TV?

Date: 31 May 2004 06:26 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
Then it falls under the cross media ownership laws.

Date: 30 May 2004 23:07 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sinboy.livejournal.com
Good gravy. Someone paid him for that?

Date: 30 May 2004 23:32 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
He uses the term "cyber" all the time, when he should be just using "computer." That chart was just one of many he produced.

*flame*

Date: 31 May 2004 00:24 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ionotter.livejournal.com
Ohh, he'th juth tho thyber-thexy! *fans himself with a copy of Wired*

No No No! They've got it all WRONG!

Date: 31 May 2004 08:15 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kelloggs2066.livejournal.com
Cyber-related crimes are like, blowing up the planet Voga, or unleashing Cybermats on defenseless populations, or trying to blow up the Tardis with Cyberbombs.

Feh. They just don't have a clue about their terminology.

Re: No No No! They've got it all WRONG!

Date: 31 May 2004 15:43 (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jamesb
... and I'll bet there's not even one mention in the book of the importance of gold in the fight against cybercrime ...

Re: No No No! They've got it all WRONG!

Date: 31 May 2004 17:32 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
nope, not one mention of gold.

Date: 31 May 2004 18:09 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weyrdbird.livejournal.com
I think that chart is too vague. Does wanting to rip the hard drive out of a school computer for eating your disc after they swear it's een fixed a jillion times justified? Will hurling said unreadable floppies angrily into the trash lead to harder stuff?:D "They never go into *detail*!" - Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

Date: 2 Jun 2004 02:50 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baxil.livejournal.com
I disagree. The man is a comedic genius. I could only make it through to "Physical assault with a computer" without bursting out laughing.

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