AARGH! MY EYES! THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING!

[den]

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One of The Worst Page Designs Ever. What was this person thinking? Were they thinking? Good grief.

Comments

[jim-lane.livejournal.com]

Ye gods---

That should be against the LAW...

(It's certainly against NATURE---)

Hey! I finally got to use the radioactive screen icon!

[kelloggs2066.livejournal.com]

Oh well, it *is* a web page set up by a 15 year old girl.

Re: Hey! I finally got to use the radioactive screen icon!

[jim-lane.livejournal.com]

She's old enough to know better!

I'd expect THAT kind of crap from a kindergarten-aged rugrat, not a mid-teenager.

Ye GODS---!!!!

Re: Hey! I finally got to use the radioactive screen icon!

[skipai.livejournal.com]

Some think it's cool to be different than anyone else though :)

Re: Hey! I finally got to use the radioactive screen icon!

[jim-lane.livejournal.com]

Some people are totally whacked, too.

(Like THIS kid obviously is---)

Pity the guy (or whatever) who marries her. He'd have to drop a LOT of acid to "understand" her "artistic creativity"...

(hehehe!!!)

Re: Hey! I finally got to use the radioactive screen icon!

[skipai.livejournal.com]

I actually looked at it and er......

I know there's this rumour that otters are supposed to be on something 24 hours a day, but even that's too much for me.

Question is, can she even read it or is she trying to hide something so horrible and terrible behind that?

Anyways, eeeeew. *shudder*

Re: Hey! I finally got to use the radioactive screen icon!

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

One day she'll learn that illegible isn't cool, and she'll fade the background about 95%.

And one day we'll have jetpacks, hovercars and holiday homes on the moon.

Re: Hey! I finally got to use the radioactive screen icon!

[jim-lane.livejournal.com]

Yo! It's almost 11pm Friday here; I'm too fried from working to do the timezone conversion---what time/day is it in YOUR corner of Paradise, Den?

(And yes, the kid looks like a "loser" for sure...)

Re: Hey! I finally got to use the radioactive screen icon!

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

Right this instant, 3pm-ish

[beki.livejournal.com]

I would guess they werent thinking.. My sunglasses couldnt hide that

[kightp.livejournal.com]

Using Mozilla's nifty "block images from this server" to turn off the background, the underlying design actually isn't that bad.

I'm reminded once again why I will never, never use a graphic background for a Web site I design, though.

[atara.livejournal.com]

Once, in a quest to made the worst web page ever, I designed a similar page... But having a psychadelic, animated GIF as a background.

Apparently it gave people the crawlies.

[wabbitcalif.livejournal.com]

*SCREAMS*

*pant pant pant* I'm not sure what hurts worse now - the pain in my head or the bleeding eyes I have from inflicting that site on myself. Ye gods!

Now, I've seen people successfully create a website where they combine a picture background like that with text you could actually *read*.. it's too bad that this teenager didn't study a few of those more successfull kinds of webpages before she got started....

[elektron.livejournal.com]

The mark of a webpage that the author never reads.

Not that my blue-on-black is that much better, but still.

ERF!

[ursuscal.livejournal.com]

That's worse than one of those "pictures" displayed at the mall; where you're supposed to stare at it until you see a 3-D sailboat. I stared at that thing for just 30 seconds and got a sinus headache. }:x(

[oceansedge.livejournal.com]

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[dancinglights.livejournal.com]

So I was looking at this over my slow-ass dialup connection going "Well, it's bad. But it's not THAAT bad."

And then the background image loaded.

...the pain. so much of it. my eyeessss...

*twitch*

[klwalton.livejournal.com]

Were they thinking?

Anyone with a working brain cell would find that impossible to read. Therefore...