Stories of a short, fat bastard.

Today Antarctica was treated to a full annular eclipse. Up this end of the world we got a partial eclipse. As the time approached I wandered into the shed to look for something I could use as a pin-hole camera. The shed is full of things that would be perfect, apart from the fact that adding a pin-hole to the item would bugger it. I worked my way to the end of the shed without finding anything disposable, then I saw it: projected onto the concrete was a tiny 5mm diametre eclipse. The light was coming through a crack in the iron cladding.

( I looked up. )