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[den]

Spike Milligan died tonight.

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[twoolfe.livejournal.com]

Oh we've lost another creative wit. Damn but he'll be missed.

Henry: Oh, dear, dear. Oh, dear, dear, dear, dear, oh, dear. Min, Min! Oh-ow-ee. Min! Min! Min!
Minnie: Are you calling me, Henry?
Henry: Yes! Hurry up, I'm next! Oh, you sinful woman, you... Always at the cigarette rolling machine.
Minnie: Oh, you gotta, gotta match, Henry?
Henry: Oh, hey, you vixin, not satisfied with making your own fags, now you want to smoke them!
Henry: Oh, hey, you vixin! Not satisfied with making your own fags, now you want to smoke'em!
Both: [make nervous sounds]
Minnie: There's nothing to worry about, Henry, this is herbal tobacco.
Henry: Herbal?
Minnie: Yes. Crazy herbal tobacco, made from dandelions.
Henry: Well, don't leave any in my bedroom, our water rates are high enough as it is.
Minnie: [inhales, exhales] Ah! [inhales, exhales] Oh! These cigarettes are strong, Henry.
Henry: Oh...
Minnie: Better not light them.
Henry: No.
Minnie: Henry?
Henry: What?
Minnie: You naughty, naughty man.
Henry: What, what?
Minnie: How do you like my new frock?
Henry: Min!
Minnie: Oh!
Henry: Where did you get that modern sack dress!
Minnie: I got it off the coal man.
Henry: I'll talk to you later about this, Min Banister.
Minnie: [inaudible]
Henry: Oh [inaudible] I will.
Minnie: [inaudible] you, you devil, you! [inaudible]
Henry: You...
Both: [inaudible] your conk, Henry!
Henry: You cow[?], you, all of you! Let's get down to the fire station - To the police station.
Minnie: It's, it's the same, Henry, because the police station's on fire....
Henry: Oh, good, good, good...
Minnie: Now, Henry, now, you're not allowed out, Henry, so You sit by the fire, and I'll drive the house round to the...
Henry: All right, all right...
FX: driving sounds. Minnie saying "Oh!"

{sigh}

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

I'm walking backwards for christmas
Across the Irish sea!
I'm walking backwards for christmas
It's the only thing for me!
I've tried walking sideways
and walking to the front
But people just stop and say
It'sallapublicitystunt
So I'm walking backwards for CHRIIIIIIISTMAS!
To proove that IIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!


{sigh}

[twoolfe.livejournal.com]

I can't it said it all
T.