Overheard at lunch time

[den]

Two men outside a shop, discussing sandwiches they bought elsewhere: "There were only two sandwiches left, and one of those was sliced ox-tongue. No wonder it was left over! No way would I eat anything that came out an an animal's mouth! So I had the egg sandwich."

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[starcat-jewel.livejournal.com]

[snark] Someone who'd been watching a calf nurse. [/snark]

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

"Who was the first man to milk a cow? And what did he think he was doing?" Billy Connolly

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

Back in 1789, when the First Fleeters were verging on starvation and living on salted beef and wormy hard-tack, they refused food from the Aboriginies. Records describe the Aboriginies eating filthy molluscs and crustaceans, ie Sydney rock oysters and balmain bugs.

[acelightning.livejournal.com]