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Date: 2 Feb 2009 07:06 (UTC)real footballers have legs like trees, arms like hams and hands like bunches of bananas.
real footballers don't leave the field unless you can actually *see* the broken bone sticking out of the wound - otherwise it's "dab on a bit of bloodmix and cover it with mud so the ref can't see".
real footballers have the same number of teeth as they do braincells, and both tend to suffer in the clubhouse after a game - win or lose.