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I took a butcher bird to the zoovets for an examination to confirm the worst: a broken wing. It must have been painful because the bird wriggled with discomfort during the examination even though he'd been knocked out with anaesthetic. Metacarpals AND phalanges were broken, according to Ben. The poor little fellow was no going to be releasable, so Ben euthanased him.

I mentioned Fips and we got talking about echidnas. Ben suggested I bring Fips in for an examination and maybe even to determine the sex. So, early in the new year Fips gets to see the doctor. My greatest fear with animals is that I'm not looking after them properly. Is Fips getting enough calcium? Is he malnourished? Will someone I greatly respect shake his head at me and tell me I'm doing it wrong? We discussed the food and I discovered Biolact, the people who make Fips' milk, has made up a special formula for the zoo's baby rhino. So now I know who to see about milk the next time I rescue a baby rhino.

While Ben and I talked there were noises coming from the recovery room: a crash, Jo saying "NO! Stop that!" another crash, then the sound of someone running and a soft "tick tick tick" noise. Something heavy thudded into the door and it sprang open.

Standing not more than 8" high and blinking at the bright examination room, was a baby wombat. "Matilda!" called Jo, and the little animal turned and trotted back, her claws making a soft "tick tick tick" noise on the lino. Matilda almost reached Jo, then she turned and ran into the examination room. "Ran" is't the right word to describe a baby wombat at full-tilt. The right word would be something that means to bound and bounce and to move with a rocking-horse motion.

Matilda galumphed* into the room, her claws going "tickitytickitytickitytickitytickitytickity." She skidded to a halt at my feet, and in one quick move she sniffed my jeans and bit a lump out of the hem. Then she checked out my rescue box and bit a lump out of the bird perching stick, then wandered over to Ben and sat on his feet.

"Those are her favouritest boots in the world," said Jo.

Matilda stretched her front paws up to Ben's legs, then dragged her claws down his shin, causing ten parallel red welts to rise on his skin. "Yes, they are," said Ben through clenched teeth as Matilda bit a lump out of her favouritest boots in the world.

Jo picked up the little wombat and Matilda lay back in her arms, radiating equal measures of cute and innocence. They will raise her for release back into the wild.

I'd better take my camera out there when Fips goes for his checkup.


*This sounds right, but has the wrong meaning.

Date: 22 Dec 2006 01:13 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weyrdbird.livejournal.com
Sounds like Matilda knows how to waltz!
Maybe next time someone should bring her a carrot:D.
Then she won't have to claw on the human until it arrives.
Well, that's what the one in Diary of a Wombat does.
I can't wait to hear about Fips!
You must be doning something right or Fips wouldn't have the dogs all muddled up.

Date: 22 Dec 2006 01:26 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] talvinamarich.livejournal.com
Galumphing Matilda, Galumphing Matilda
Who'll come a-Galumphing Matilda, with me
And he sang as he watched and waited 'til his billy boiled
"Who'll come a-Galumphing Matilda, with me?"

Date: 22 Dec 2006 02:05 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] damienps.livejournal.com
Are boots and jeans part of a normal wombat's diet?

Date: 22 Dec 2006 02:10 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
They are just chew-toys. Wombats raised in houses have chew-toys made of doors, lounge suits, car tyres, carpet, kitchen cupboards etc.

Date: 22 Dec 2006 02:30 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hedgegoth.livejournal.com
I forget - which part of a wombat is the poisonous bit?

Date: 22 Dec 2006 02:37 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
The armoured bum bones.

Date: 22 Dec 2006 03:16 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jim-lane.livejournal.com
Only the males (like a platypus) or both sexes? And does Ursula know this? Haven't seen any reference to "Digger" being poisonous (or being partial to chewing on car tires, boots and trousers...) *hehehe!!!*

Date: 22 Dec 2006 03:32 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
Ursula knows about the bum bones! A bandit tried to stab Digger in the thigh, and pissed Digger off so much she beat seven shades of shite out of him.

In the wild a wombat being attacked in its burrow will simply turn its back on the enemy and wait it out. Should the attacker try to climb above the wombat, she will lift on her feet and crush the predator against the roof of the burrow.

A human climbing into a wombat hole (and people have!) risks being caught this way. "Crushed to death by a wombat in a wombat burrow" is the second most embarrassing way to die in Australia.

Date: 22 Dec 2006 05:10 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tatterdemalion.livejournal.com
being mauled to death by a woebegone..

*grin*

Date: 22 Dec 2006 05:20 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
that would be it. Killed by a wobbiegon

Date: 22 Dec 2006 05:52 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wobbegong

Date: 22 Dec 2006 14:14 (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] blaisepascal
I thought it would be killed by a drop bear.

or (bad taste warning) impaled by a sting-ray (end bad taste warning).

Date: 22 Dec 2006 03:32 (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jenny_evergreen
I have the overwhelming urge to go to Australia now. I'm pretty sure this says something about me. :P

Date: 22 Dec 2006 04:00 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ursulav.livejournal.com
Yes, yes, yes! Go, Matilda! *cheers wildly*

You should rehab wombats. You don't need all that non-broken stuff, right?

Date: 22 Dec 2006 04:04 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
Wombats aren't native to this area; it's too hot. Matilda was brought in by a passing traveler.

And, I don't want to live in a demolition site.

Date: 24 Dec 2006 06:45 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hespa.livejournal.com
Have you read Jackie French's book, 'The Secret World of Wombats'?

Very lovely (and funny) account of opening one's home to wombats.

(Written after the success of her picture book, 'Diary of a Wombat', which is about as much fun to read as this LJ post was.)

Date: 24 Dec 2006 06:47 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hespa.livejournal.com
**is in tears of laughter**

Beautifully written. My mum agrees, incidentally - she was in the room and wondering why I was laughing, so I read the whole description of Matilda's activities out to her. She reckons you should look into getting published (and I think she's right)!

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