Den The Bastard

[den]

"Look at me! Look at me!" shouted Faith, aged 4, as she jumped and twirled in the middle of the computer room. "Look at me!" she shouted even louder. I looked at her. She'd dug and old dress from mum's closet and put it on, along with a plastic tiara. "I'm a princess!"

"Ah-huh. Which princess?"

"Um..."

"Red Riding Hood? Cindarella?" I suggested.

"YES!" She bounced up and down. "Cindarella!"

"You look like an ugly step-sister," I said.

Faith became still and glared at me. "NO! I'm Cindarella."

"Ugly step-sister."

"NO!" she shrieked.

"Oh all right," I said. "You're not an ugly step sister." Faith crossed her arms and pouted at me. "You're the wicked step-mother."

"MUUUUUUUUUUUM!" she yelled as she ran from the room. I could hear her in the lounge room where everyone else was. "Dennis is being MEAN!"

Yeah, I'm mean, and I am now in a quiet computer room. Chances of being disturbed by small children are now greatly reduced.

Comments

[beki.livejournal.com]

Funny.. I didnt think you looked like an ugly step monster... ;)

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

I'm the fairy gad monster.

[beki.livejournal.com]

You wear a purple pin striped suit with a purple fedora???

[oceansedge.livejournal.com]

Ya know one of these days some SIL is gonna be 'having a wee chat with Den', but .... *snicker* it is such fun!

[taldragon.livejournal.com]

you win! :D

[weyrdbird.livejournal.com]

Good thing princess cleared out when she did. She might've met The Yish:D.

[hafoc.livejournal.com]

You're kinder than I am. When confronted with obnoxious brats \h\h\h\h sweet dear creative children, I usually start muttering about mint jelly.

:D

[ngarewyrd.livejournal.com]

They named the child "faith"

Riiiiiiiiiight...

naming a child to the zeven virtues is _not_ a good idea *grins*