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When I get my next house I'll spend a lot of time child-proofing it. Maybe that will keep them out.

Date: 16 Jul 2005 08:27 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hedgegoth.livejournal.com
I want a moat and a dungeon

Date: 16 Jul 2005 10:00 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tropism.livejournal.com
I recommend antipersonel mines, set to go off with weights between 50 and 100 lbs.

Date: 16 Jul 2005 14:24 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mactavish.livejournal.com
What, are the peewees back?

Date: 17 Jul 2005 00:15 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
I can handle peewees. They don't have little grabbing hands.

Date: 16 Jul 2005 15:00 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weyrdbird.livejournal.com
How about Gigantic YISH statues at all points of entry, programmed to slime the little devils?:)?

Date: 16 Jul 2005 16:39 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torakiyoshi.livejournal.com
You must have never seen Nickelodeon back when it was more a 24-hour entertainment show. Slime is a natural attractor for children.

Have the best

-=TK

Date: 16 Jul 2005 16:45 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beki.livejournal.com
Dont make it childproof.. They will get in that much faster. IME (and I have lots) Children can get into childproof anything in .0001 seconds. Adults however, will end up getting stuck. Its why you see people wilth children never getting rid of them. It just seals your doooooooom :)

Date: 17 Jul 2005 06:07 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/crossfire_/
You have to spray regularly.

Date: 17 Jul 2005 06:21 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starcat-jewel.livejournal.com
I recommend the phrase, "My house is seriously not child-safe." Repeat to relatives, neighbors, and friends as needed. Get them to do the work so you don't have to!

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