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The Alcohol Quiz

It's very Amero-centric. "What does Coors have that Budweiser doesn't?" I dunno. extra fizz? Insipid taste? Pissyness? "Why is lemon added to Corona?" Buggered if I know. Where's the option that says "Any beer you have to add FRUIT to make it taste better, ISN'T A BLOODY BEER WORTH DRINKING" ? "Which of these has scotch in it?" You add scotch to things?

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 116 proof, with specific scores in beer (140) , wine (83), and liquor (69).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the
bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild
Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know
how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 31% on proof
You scored higher than 99% on beer index
You scored higher than 91% on wine index
You scored higher than 88% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

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