It's funny because it's true

[den]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Dewhitton's Lurgy
Cause:	cursed amulet
Symptoms:	punning, vague smell of brimstone, vague tallness, vomiting
Cure:	electroshock therapy
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Yes, I am vaguely tall.

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[kayshapero]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Shapero's Disorder
Cause:	thinking too hard
Symptoms:	sweating, occasional levitation, fatigue, occasional nausea
Cure:	Kryptonite
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Well, occasional levity anyway... :)