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Deadly Animals
By The Scared Weird Little Guys

Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus
Taipan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish
Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell
That spikes you when you pick it up

Come to Australia
You might accidentally get killed

Your life's constantly under threat
Have you been bitten yet?
You've only got three minutes left
Before a massive coronary breakdown

Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus
Tiapan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish
Big shark just waiting for you to go swimming
At Bondi Beach

Come to Australia
You might accidentally get killed
Your blood is bound to be spilled
With fear your pants will be filled
Because you might accidentally get killed

Date: 17 Mar 2004 08:55 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weyrdbird.livejournal.com
And to think, last night on Animal Planet I saw a show about the cute, cuddly zoo koala that will rip your face off if you get too close! The cute part is the giveaway if you ask me;).

I have also been exposed to Diary of A Wombat by Jackie French.

I never knew there were so many carrots in the world either.

Go wombat!

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