Cancer Research

[den]

When you go in for your mamogram, you'll just breathe on the dog.

(found on 21st Century Fox forum)

Comments

[pipibluestockin]

At last! A preferrable alternative to have a perfectly nice breast squashed flat between to plates (which is how they try to do a mamogram now).

I know some perfectly nice polite old ladies who have resorted to swearing and declaring not another test unless the nice doctor risks his small and furries first, thank you very much.

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[psaakyrn.livejournal.com]

Wait, what if the doctor is female?

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[pipibluestockin]

"You first!"

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[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

I've heard that a better method than the mammogram would be developed if men had to have their penis squashed flat between the plates.

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[pipibluestockin]

That is the general consensus of opinion, yes.