Walkies

[den]

There's nothing like taking the dogs for a walk on a warm summer night, looking at the pretty christmas lights and listening to the flying foxes copulating in the trees.

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Hmmmmm...

[ionotter.livejournal.com]

Bollocks dangling in the open aiiiiirrr...
Vix-ens...licking at your nose.
Tiny claws...griping branches all in rowwwwwss...
Eager loins thrusting home to bearrrrrr....

Everybody knows a willy and some silken hair,
Help to make things turn out right....
Lucious jubblies, with their teats all aglow,
Will stay good and hard throughout the niiiiiight.

They know that Willy's on his way...
He's loaded lots of cream for a whole night's stay.
And every hungry sheila is gonna try...
To see if she can milk him dry.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
For adults from one to ninety-two...
Although it's been said many times, many ways...
Many yiffings tooooo youuuuuuuuu!


*bows* Than-kew! Than-kew! *bows*

Re: Hmmmmm...

[fledchen.livejournal.com]

That was perfectly awful. thank you.