There's nothing like taking the dogs for a walk on a warm summer night, looking at the pretty christmas lights and listening to the flying foxes copulating in the trees.
Wabbit and I had a discussion just the other day about what it must be like to have the seasons just the opposite of here. What must you think when you hear "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas?" A sandstorm in the outback? And how weird it must be to be in the middle of your coldest season in the middle of "summer."
I *know* you have snow there; I've seen "Young Einstein," heehee.
From the Simpsons: Lisa, reading a marquee for a theater showing a "Yahoo Serious" retrospective: "'Yahoo Serious'? I know those words, but what does it mean?"
There's nothing like having to clean off warm soda with bits of stuff in it off the monitor five minutes after you get home because DEN WHITTON MADE YOU LAUGH- AGAIN!!:D
After having to deal with the computer system at school being really flaky, I needed it.
Bollocks dangling in the open aiiiiirrr... Vix-ens...licking at your nose. Tiny claws...griping branches all in rowwwwwss... Eager loins thrusting home to bearrrrrr....
Everybody knows a willy and some silken hair, Help to make things turn out right.... Lucious jubblies, with their teats all aglow, Will stay good and hard throughout the niiiiiight.
They know that Willy's on his way... He's loaded lots of cream for a whole night's stay. And every hungry sheila is gonna try... To see if she can milk him dry.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase, For adults from one to ninety-two... Although it's been said many times, many ways... Many yiffings tooooo youuuuuuuuu!
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2. I read this out loud to Dale, who asked, "Flying *what*?" I answered, "Foxes. Flying foxes. A species of bat." "Oh!" he said. "Den!"
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;-D
Only from Battytm :)
CYa!
Mako
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Now there's an image to start the day with! :)
Scott
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ok, you win on those special Christmas memory moments! lol
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Hot spell during Christmas
I *know* you have snow there; I've seen "Young Einstein," heehee.
From the Simpsons:
Lisa, reading a marquee for a theater showing a "Yahoo Serious" retrospective: "'Yahoo Serious'? I know those words, but what does it mean?"
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After having to deal with the computer system at school being really flaky, I needed it.
Hmmmmm...
Vix-ens...licking at your nose.
Tiny claws...griping branches all in rowwwwwss...
Eager loins thrusting home to bearrrrrr....
Everybody knows a willy and some silken hair,
Help to make things turn out right....
Lucious jubblies, with their teats all aglow,
Will stay good and hard throughout the niiiiiight.
They know that Willy's on his way...
He's loaded lots of cream for a whole night's stay.
And every hungry sheila is gonna try...
To see if she can milk him dry.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
For adults from one to ninety-two...
Although it's been said many times, many ways...
Many yiffings tooooo youuuuuuuuu!
*bows* Than-kew! Than-kew! *bows*
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