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Hey!

[ursuscal.livejournal.com]

All your "U's" look like "V's!" What gives? I know... It's you damned English types (I know you are Australian, but you still revere the Queen).

From the Constitution of the United States of America: "...among these are life, liberty, and the purfuit of happineff."

"Hey! The 'purfuit of happineff?'"

"That's 'pursuit of happiness.'"

"Well, I'm sorry. But all your 'S's' look like 'F's.'"

"It's *in* -- it's *very* 'in.'"

Extra bonus points if you can identify the source of that comedy routine. (Hint: it has to do with the United States of America.)

Oh, and Batty: I issue you a challenge: if you can identify the source of that quote (*without help*) I'll mail you a bottle of some rather cheaky bottle of California wine. If you can't, you have to mail me a bottle of fine Australian table wine. Perhaps some "Chateau Chunder," or some "Perth Pink." Deal?

[micheinnz.livejournal.com]

This is too cool for words.