Bloke stuff
24 November 2003 17:59While looking for mosquito coils at Big W, I surprised myself by standing in front of the racks of new fry pans and thinking "Hey they look good. I should get one. OOH! A grilling pan!"
I was looking at fry pans. My subconscious kicked in about then. "EMERGENCY!! Get to the automotive section ASAP! Turn left here to avoid the food processors! Now right. LOOK OUT! SAUCEPANS!"
I felt better after a few minutes looking at LED tail lights, xenon bulbs and cans of WD40. "Ooooh! Spanners! Hey I need a new magnetic philips head screwdriver," said the subconscious. "LOOK! Butane-powered soldering iron set! How cool is that?"
I feel better now, but it was a close thing. Fry pans? Sheesh.
I was looking at fry pans. My subconscious kicked in about then. "EMERGENCY!! Get to the automotive section ASAP! Turn left here to avoid the food processors! Now right. LOOK OUT! SAUCEPANS!"
I felt better after a few minutes looking at LED tail lights, xenon bulbs and cans of WD40. "Ooooh! Spanners! Hey I need a new magnetic philips head screwdriver," said the subconscious. "LOOK! Butane-powered soldering iron set! How cool is that?"
I feel better now, but it was a close thing. Fry pans? Sheesh.
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Date: 24 Nov 2003 21:58 (UTC)I dont know about Australia, but here in the states, they bill him as the naked chef. Why is he dressed if he is supposed to be naked?
Its just one of those things that make you go hmmmm :)
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Date: 24 Nov 2003 22:05 (UTC)no subject
Date: 25 Nov 2003 05:44 (UTC)