15 seconds of flaimbait

[den]

Blame baxil

NAME: Batty Greayshades
AGE: 41
GENDER: Male
NUMBER OF WOMEN DATED EVER: none.
POSTS FROM: Spare room in parent's place. No basements available
OTHERKIN?: Yes. Anthro-flying fox
FAG?: No. I'm not a poofter
FURRY FAG?: Straight furry
MASTURBATES?: NO! I have a lot of sex! Although it's scary because it's usually dark and I'm on my own.
ADMITS MASTURBATING?: Never.
WANNABE GOTH?: I ain't no wannabe
PRETENTIOUS HACK POET?: Pretentious? Moi?
PRETENTIOUS NO-TALENT ARTIST?: Never!
WEIRD SEXUAL PERVERSIONS: Sanguivore
COMPLETE LACK OF LIFE-AFFIRMING CYNICISM?: I'm a 1/2 full kind of bloke
THINKS THIS IS WITTY?: Oh yeah.

Comments

[tatterdemalion.livejournal.com]

you sick sick man

8-)