Rant

[den]

One of the major producers of vitamin supplements has had their licence pulled after dodgy production practises came to like. A lot of people here are talking about supplements now. One thing struck me: a lot of people are taking things like garlic and horseradish. I don't take those. I eat them. They're condiments! To me, "Did you take your garlic" sounds as odd as asking "Did you take your potatoes?"

"Yes, when I took my spinach and lamb chops."

"I took a steak and eggs last night."

"Every weekend I take fish and chips."

"I use a meat pie supplement."

When the doctor advised me to take more vitamins I started drinking tomato juice and eating more vegemite on toast. Oh dear. It's time to take some coffee.

Comments

[hedgegoth.livejournal.com]

Read that as a meat pie *suppository*

I'm gonna try to wake up now