Wild Life 2

[den]

I was watching telly with my brother, who was visiting from Port Macquarrie, just channel surfing while we waited for the footy to start, and a documentary came on about koalas. Cute, cuddly koalas.

"I was attacked by one of them last week," he said.

I looked at him.

"...It was in my front yard. I surprised it as I walked in through the gate. I must have been between it and the tree, so it started growling and running at me. I nearly shit myself 'cause you know how sharp their claws are."

I nodded.

"...So I turned and ran with this growling bastard running after me. I panicked and climbed a tree..."

I looked at him.

"...Shut up. I knew it was a mistake the second the koala ran up the trunk, so I jumped out."

I looked at him.

"...Shut up. Give me another beer."

I gave him another beer.

I can't be the people I know. It must be me.

Comments

lol

[hedgegoth.livejournal.com]

this is just the sort of thing to read on a dreary rainy morning.

[mental note, do not go near the bat, you never know what sort of animals he has hidden]

*laugh!*

[kuangning]

Priceless. Just priceless. Tell your brother and your friend that they're doing a very humanitarian thing. They're mking the world a better place through laughter. *giggle*

[elynne.livejournal.com]

gigglegigglesnerfgigglesnortgiggle

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[weyrdbird.livejournal.com]

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.........You live in dangerous times, sir. All we have 'round here are timid little ground squirrels obsessed with the fruits on the ornamental bushes in front of the building. Thet aren't nearly to the point of running *up* a human- yet.