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[den]

"Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master" and other metaphores from the 2002 Higher School Certificate essays.

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[ceruleanst.livejournal.com]

The thing that distinguishes this from the typical "kids say the darnedest things" list is that most of these were obviously meant to be funny. I wonder how many teachers failed to realize that, even while they were laughing.

Still, there's no excuse for the kid who tried to rip off Douglas Adams and failed completely.

[ursulav.livejournal.com]

Personally I thought that "The plan was simple, like my brother Phil. But unlike Phil, it just might work," was genius.

A number of these wouldn't stand out in a Terry Prachett book, but I suppose it's all context. You can't just drop a tortured metaphor in mid page...you gotta work up to it slowly. Like an antelope with no legs.