Rohirrim, asthma

[den]

From the journal of micheinnz:

"C says the Rohirrim are the "bogans of Middle-Earth", and I can see his point. "

She's right, you know. I'm surprised their horses didn't have extra-bright torches and mead-brand stickers on them.

Spot the Bogan

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Just got back from the medical centre. Ever since my cold just before Christmas I've had a presistent cough. The doc prescribed Tilade and Seritide to go with the Ventolin I'm sucking down in quantity.

Comments

[lizardling.livejournal.com]

So a bogan's the Australian equivalent of a redneck? When I first read this, I was thinking, "But the Rohirrim aren't short little fey guys..."

(boggarts, that is)

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

Yes! Bogans are rednecks without the firepower.

[ngarewyrd.livejournal.com]

Hey, wait a second, isn't that YOUR ute?

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

You know very well I have a V6 Camry. so SHUT YOU MOUF!

[weyrdbird.livejournal.com]

*hands you a bottle of Lucozade to go along with everything else* :)

Bogans of Middle Earth shop at The Gap of Rohan!


For a boganmobile it's pretty low to the ground:D.....

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

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[level-head.livejournal.com]

No one seems to have commented on the license plate...

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[ngarewyrd.livejournal.com]

which one?

Re:

[level-head.livejournal.com]

The "RUNPIG" plate. On a police car, this is particularly amusing.

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[ngarewyrd.livejournal.com]

actually, it's a RUMPIG fake numberplate..

kinda common amongst the bogans

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[level-head.livejournal.com]

You know, it did look a bit like an "M", but that made no sense to me. The alternative did.

What is a RUMPIG?

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rumpig

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

That's a fake numberplate based on the 6 alphanumeric limit set by the Road Transport Authority. RUMPIG plates can be bought at bottleshops and are a promotional thing produced by Bundaberg Rum - the rum of choice for discerning bogans.

The real numberplate is the black-on-yellow thing on the right hand (drivers) side of the car.

[makovette.livejournal.com]

This has been the most entertaining thread I've read in a long time, you guys are too punny :D

CYa!
Mako
Zzyzxian Boganbuster

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

That's the Callahanians. That news group is a punfest.

The Boganized ute was a Ford XR8. You probably don't get them Over There.

Oy!

[ionotter.livejournal.com]

If'n y'ask me, ah'd say thet thar looks like a body whut's hit one too many kan-gar-oo's an' got sick an' tired of replacin' th' front fender!

"Hey Cleetus! Watch this!" *stomps on gas*

"YEEEEEE-HAAAA!" *WHUDD!*

"HO-oo-LEEE SHEEIT! That critter done bounced fifty feet!"

Re: Oy!

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

Heh. But Roo-Bars are standard issue for vehicles that share the road with roos, and on vehicles owned by Bogans that never leave the town speed limits. And on SUVs.