Flop Bot

Yesterday was bad. I spent all day snoozing on the lounge instead of going to work. I had to sit to piss because the instant I relaxed everything dropped out. At one point Sky was showing the CBS broadcast of the Iowa presidential... thingy... and I couldn't be bothered changing the channel. I can't work out which of those two items was worse. I survived on water, asprin and weak tea. Dinner last night was two Weetbix.

I must be getting better; this morning I had vegemite on toast and I can stay awake.

For some reason my scales say I am 2kg lighter. That must be wrong.

Rescue Phones

Once again I am on rescue phones. Today's calls:

1) 2m long eastern brown snake sunning herself on the caller's back steps

2) injured galah

3) Bees.

"Are they native bees?" I asked

"Er. I don't know. They look like the sort that sting," she said.

Non-native bees, then. I gave her the phone numbers of all the local bee keepers and wished her good luck. Native bees are small, black and stingless, so raiding the nest is easy.