Ear worms

Aargh. It's midnight and the local radio station 2DU just played Agadoo, right before I go to bed. "Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree." What the hell does that mean? "Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee, To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees," I HATE EUROVISION SONGS THAT BECOME HITS.

Now I have to counter it with the Spitting Image piss-take version.

The Chicken Song

It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air,
When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair
Make another song for moronic holidays
That nauseate-ate-ates in a million different ways:
From the shores of Spain to the coast of Southern France,
No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance.
( Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose, )

Bombers

Amrozi, the first of the Bali bombers captured last October, has been found guilty and was sentenced to death today. He is appealing The other two are still in court. I fear executing them will turn them into Jamaal Islamir martyrs.

Police in Jakarta have confirmed that 10 died and 147 were injured at the Marriot bombing this week. They know who did it and are tracking down the others.