Rotting Pants

[den]

My jeans are in the early stages of disintergration. Holes are appearing in the legs and eating lumps out of the cloth.

That was one hell of a fart.

No it wasn't. I lied. Last night I carried a car battery from here to there and didn't notice I'd got acid on my jeans. Today at Uni I wondered idly how I'd torn them. By the time Java Programming finished, the tiny tears had grown to little tears and one hole. Now my jeans have 8 large holes and a large number of discolourations and broken threads. I whacked Sodium Bicarbonate all over them to stop the rot, but they're past it as far as Good Jeans go.

I suppose I should buy new ones. Bugger.

Comments

[azhreia.livejournal.com]

oh yeah.

I did that once. wearing my favourite tie-dye tshirt.

the next time it went through the wash it came out in a million pieces.

[woggle.livejournal.com]

Heh, I've done this, and the wash disintegration thing too. Hmmmm, this would make a fun prank, as unlike movies and TV, battery acid doesn't instantly disintegrate things, it'd be fun to spread it strategically on someone's clothes and watch as they disappear.

/Wogs

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