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According to a Google Search for "Den Is":


  • den is a freeware a-life program

  • Den is made possible by our Hosted Domains and Advertisers

  • Den is 250 acres of pleasure

  • Den is geared towards the serious collector of "comix" and "comics"

  • DEN Is A Hollywood-Style Cautionary Tale

  • Den is a William Girdler.com sister site

  • Den is the right choice

  • Den is but one stop on The Rail.

  • Den is a place for women who love to fish to exchange ideas, suggest places to fish, and to share fishing success stories



um. maybe this wasn't a good idea.

Date: 25 Jun 2002 18:19 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dabroots.livejournal.com
I love that last one--a place for women to just kinda kick back, talk about fish, and philosophize. You ARE that place.

Date: 25 Jun 2002 18:27 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
They will tease me and I will get embarrassed.

Re:

Date: 25 Jun 2002 18:28 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dabroots.livejournal.com
Only if they start creating innuendo about the "biggest fish" they've ever caught.

Date: 25 Jun 2002 18:27 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lonita.livejournal.com
I bet they were talking about singing fish, eh den?

*ducks*

Date: 25 Jun 2002 18:35 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dabroots.livejournal.com
Wow. We are mutual friends of both [livejournal.com profile] dewhitton and [livejournal.com profile] asphodel4. I am adding you to my list!

Date: 25 Jun 2002 19:02 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lonita.livejournal.com
Whee!

btw, I SO understand the 'big bosom' issue.

Re:

Date: 25 Jun 2002 19:15 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dabroots.livejournal.com
Mmm . . . I remember spending another hot summer afternoon in a bathtub with her that had a half-dozen trays of ice cubes floating on top. We had a gallon jug of Ace Canadian Ale that we passed between us.

Date: 25 Jun 2002 22:25 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
If you two don't stop this I'll have to wrap Certain Parts in the cold towels.
From: [identity profile] dabroots.livejournal.com
I will stop, soon. First, however, I do need to mention the woman friend who arrived at my home one cold winter evening wearing nary a single stitch of clothing but was, in fact, covered with small fruit bats, layer upon layer of them, squeaking away, looking around at the world. "Mary," I said, "Those little buggers are positively smiling at me!"
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She explained that they weren't so much smiling at me, as simply expressing their pleasure at having her as their hostess. "Well, Dabrooklyn," I know that I have come here to make love with you, so it will be necessary for me to dispense with the bats for awhile, eh?" I nodded knowingly at her, and motioned for her to follow me to the basement. Carefully, she walked down the dark cellar stairs, back to the rear of the basement, where I said, "Here's a wonderful place for you to let them spend some time, being bats, while you and I fuck ourselves silly." With that, Mary commenced to raising her arms, causing the bats to disperse, several at a time gravitating toward the darkest corners of the subterannean ceiling. Finally, bat-free, Mary's magnificent, large breasts were revealed, spattered with a fair amount of guano, but nonetheless quite breathtaking. Upstairs, I stripped myself naked and took Mary by the hand, leading her into the shower with me. It was a marvelous day we shared, all the while listening to the squeaking of her delightful bat friends, down in the basement.
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
Meanwhile in Dubbo, a short, fat bastard wraps himself in cold towels and mutters, "Lucky Bastard."

Date: 25 Jun 2002 18:44 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charles.livejournal.com
Damn. I wish I was 250 acres of pleasure.

Date: 25 Jun 2002 19:02 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lonita.livejournal.com
You could be, but only to people interested in cross-dressers and the dead. :>

Why does this remind me...

Date: 25 Jun 2002 19:16 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wabbitcalif.livejournal.com
...Of the sudden fad everyone has of adding the words "...In Bed" to the end of a fortune cookie Fortune?!

Date: 25 Jun 2002 21:19 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weyrdbird.livejournal.com
Why do I feel like I just caught a record trout?:D

They're wrong. "Den *writes* cautionary tales about sudden hurricanes and animal rescues."

Date: 30 Jun 2002 02:43 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venetia.livejournal.com
In my city, Den is a "classy" adult shop found in several locations, the closest of which, in karangahape rd, features gay male strippers on fridays for $10NZ.

Hello.

Date: 30 Jun 2002 04:44 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
I really needed to know that. Thanks.

Date: 30 Jun 2002 06:46 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] venetia.livejournal.com
Oops, I didnt mean to be offensive. I just came by because [livejournal.com profile] dabrooklyn posted a nice picture of bats similar to a bat I met. Sorry.

Date: 30 Jun 2002 16:28 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
No worries. I was being silly.

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