How can I not post this?

[den]

You're a small mammal! You're shy. Or maybe not. Who knows? One thing is for certain: You're definitely a mystery to those around you. You neither put your thoughts forward nor make your feelings known. Still, people tend to like you even though they can't figure you out. If you do make yourself known to people, chances are they think you're smart and quite coy. You have a soothing effect on those around you, although some people may find your reserved demeanor disturbing. You like being alone best, although people don't bother you, since you're good at tuning out distractions.

Variations
Nice: Rabbit
Naughty: Rat
Active: Squirrel, Chipmunk
Clever: Raccoon
Social: Mouse
Trendy: Kangaroo
Shy: Bat
Crazy: Jackalope



I don't know who invented this, but a Kangaroo is not a small mammal. Trust me on this. And they seem to think koalas are a social member of the ursine group. They aren't, and they're not bears either.

Comments

[azhreia.livejournal.com]

it was probably the same idiots that wrote the episode of Widget the World Watcher that solemnly told the kiddies that kangaroos are an endangered species.


if they're so endangered ... why are they busy culling them ?

[acelightning.livejournal.com]

[weyrdbird.livejournal.com]

Yesterday a black bear wandered into a Madison 'burb outskirt. It weighed 225 pounds
once it was dead. Yep, that's right, the cops shot it because they didn't have a good enough shot with a rifle to hit it at one go OR any way to transport it after it was asleep from a tranquiliser dart. But they could load the dead animal in the bed a a truck. They couldn't relocate it , but they could......*BOGGLE*.

Next thing you know they'll be telling us Steve Irwin and Marlin Perkins are one and the same entity. NOT!!