C is for Coach, and I've lost my flight wings.

[den]

Yesterday I was called to a clothing shop to rescue the people there from a vespedelia vulturns - little forest bat.

At first I was hoping it was Ace, but unlike the Discworld million-to-one chances don't happen 9 times out of 10. They are million-to one, and this one wasn't the one.

It was a female, however, which is good because they're a little more tolerant of other bats than the males are.

Technically, I should release her tonight since there's nothing wrong with her at all. But Bek needs a coach to teach her what those flappy things on her arms are for, and how to use them to catch food.

Coach came along just in time; I didn't feel like wearing a cape and leaping from the roof. I'll put her in the flight cage as soon as I mend the hole Ace escaped through.

I have been demoted to food server again. I don't mind.

Comments

[dizzdvl.livejournal.com]

perfect timing for a C-name too! Coach!

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

It took me an hour to make the connection. "What's a name starting with C? Are there any names of coaches starting with C? Hmm..."

[tendyl.livejournal.com]

I didn't feel like wearing a cape and leaping from the roof.

*giggles* I love that mental image. Thank you for the laugh...I so needed it today.

demotions and such

[weyrdbird.livejournal.com]

Well, you could always call her Coach Dracula......in honor of your having escaped the cape:D. Sounds like the perfect role model to me.Here's hoping BEK takes a hint, and she doesn't run into too many things learning the meanings of "landing Gear", "flight pattern", turbulence, and dodging the inevitable:D.

Re: demotions and such

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

What I don't want Bek to learn is "bite fingers." I can do without that.