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[den]

I've just ordered the meat for our christmas lunch. We'll be trying to work through 4kg prawns, 1kg smoked salmon, 10 balmain bugs, 1doz. green-lipped mussels, a chicken and a leg of ham. And rabbit food, of course. Gotta have salad. My brother will be bringing 3doz. oysters from Port Macquarrie with him. Beer will be quaffed. I can see much quaffage in the near future.

I must dig out my beating stick to keep the otters at bay.

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Muah-hah-hah-hah-hahhh!

[ionotter.livejournal.com]

*twirls his whiskers*

My dear fruitbat...you failed to stop me last year. What makes you think this year will be any different?

Re: Muah-hah-hah-hah-hahhh!

[dewhitton.livejournal.com]

I didn't see you here last... oh bugger.