The Vampire Is In
I arrived at the Medical Centre this morning at 7am, feeling hungry and clutching a warm specimen bottle. The last two bits are coincidental and not related in any way; I was hungry from fasting for 12 hours, and the specimen bottle had just been filled.
The Sister who had pincusioned me on Friday wasn't on duty. I was to be poked by the head matron, then something happened and instead I was called to the chair by a young nurse. She tutted at the bruises left from Friday, poked at my arm a few times, said "Yep! Gotcha!" and pushed in the needle. Blood filled the tube immediately.
It was quick and totally painless. What a difference a little experience makes.
The Sister who had pincusioned me on Friday wasn't on duty. I was to be poked by the head matron, then something happened and instead I was called to the chair by a young nurse. She tutted at the bruises left from Friday, poked at my arm a few times, said "Yep! Gotcha!" and pushed in the needle. Blood filled the tube immediately.
It was quick and totally painless. What a difference a little experience makes.
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UV lights
(interesting contradiction there; they've got UV lights to discourage IV users, but also have fit-bins 'cos they know that the UV doesn't really work)
I assume that they'd been drinking a lot of cream-based drinks; under the UV lighting, the vomit was an intensely alarming shade of luminescent purple. It looked like a Dr Who radioactive slime monster...
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Yup, experience makes the difference.
Here's to a rabies-free existence for you!
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The x-ray tech insisted on doing it and the doctor said OK. Beyond the cold arm, I never even felt it go in.
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