i have seen enough trailers and spoilers to be able to piece the thing together. (**SPOILERS**) as far as i can tell, Jar-Jar Binks somehow impregnates Darth Sidious ("The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural"), who gives birth to Lando Calrissian. Lando then marries some Wookiee in a ceremony on Endor, surrounded by thousands of Furry-fetish Munchkins.
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i could be mistaken.
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