Stories of a short, fat bastard.

Hmph - you're very good at writing, and you actually write, which counts for a lot, as opposed to people like me, who are theoretically good at writing, but you'd never know it for all the output I generate. :P Your CGI pictures are fan-frigging-tastic. And you know more about bats than anybody else I've ever heard of, complete with hands-on experience, and that's pretty damn spiffy in my book.

But it's your journal, and you can suck if you want to - though I'm just now watching the part of Spaceballs where MegaMaid is sucking all the air out from Planet Druidia's air shield. "It's MegaMaid! She's gone from Suck to Blow!" ;)