Stories of a short, fat bastard.

Heehee. I can say anything I want (as long as it is *not* in the polling place while it's open). During the last election, we were cautioned to not even discuss the weather, as there was a Native American named "Raincloud," and they feared that any discussion of the weather might include comments about "clouds" and "rain." *Sigh*

I once worked with an engineer from Queensland. He told me that unless you could trace your ancestry to an original convict from England that you didn't stand a chance in any election. Is there any truth to that? }:xD