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The previous comment was brought to you by the bloke who handed me a young black bird in a box. "I think it's still alive," he said, and gave the box a vigorous shake. "Yep! I can hear it flapping.."

I ended up with a blackbird chick in a condition that could be called "not terribly alive." I had to make it totally not alive..

Comments

[valkyrwench.livejournal.com]

Argh. I really must replace my baseball bat for occasions just such as that.

[weibchenwolf.livejournal.com]

*just blinks, then offers to hold said person as you 'operate' upon him *

[dizzdvl.livejournal.com]

What a moron.

[micheinnz.livejournal.com]

I weep for humanity.

[ursulav.livejournal.com]

That's awful.

[zibblsnrt.livejournal.com]

You need a crate, roughly big enough to pack a typical human in with room to bounce around. Not wood; it has to be a rigid material, like thick aluminum, or perhaps a really high-gauge cheese grater.

And then you need a "Shake Vigorously" knob, spanning the gamut from "pleasing massage" to "souplike homogenate."

[http://users.livejournal.com/killjoy_/]

... what the hell is wrong with people? Hey, let's rattle this living creature around in a box? THAT will do it good.

Guh.

[kelloggs2066.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Batty. :(

Scott

[weyrdbird.livejournal.com]

Argh. I agree with the human osterizer idea.

Give some folks a clue x four!